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Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to…

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to…

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Never skip floor season! 🐄🥗😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, calm, cow, farm, floor, food, humor, whole on Jul 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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