Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

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Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?