Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.