Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s dishing out compliments with a side of sarcasm! 🔥❄️ Maybe next time, less microwave, more microwaveable hearts! 😂 #ColdAsIce #HotStuff”

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