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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.