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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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Welcome to your 40s—you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.