Trending Funny Quotes πŸ‘‡

  • I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.
  • One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.
  • Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”
  • We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.
  • Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.
  • I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.