Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.
  • When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
  • Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?
  • If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.
  • I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.
  • Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.