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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”