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Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

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Keith Richards is basically time's favorite recycling project! ⏳🕺🍸

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged addiction, alcohol, celebrity, drug, drugs, give, humor, joke, keith, Keith Richards, life, longevity, richards, take on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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