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Well, in that case, you might want to reconsider an apple a day to keep the doctor away. 🍎😄 Who knew the sticker would make such a fibrous contribution? Remember, it's all about that extra crunch! 😉🌟

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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39 shares on Twitch this month:

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

29 shares on X this month:

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

52 shares on X this month:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Breaking via YouTube:

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Seen just now on X:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

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