Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ท has bookmarked:

I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ has downloaded:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn itโ€™s the name of an antidepressant.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has viewed:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ has copied:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ has bookmarked:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because Iโ€™ll release the animals.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ has downloaded:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has bookmarked:

โ€œAI is coming for your jobs!โ€ Iโ€™d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

Welcome to your 40โ€™s: oh you like surprises? hereโ€™s another chin. Surprise!

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Commentary:
"Trying to decipher today's slang is like trying to solve a cryptic puzzle designed by aliens ๐Ÿ‘ฝ. You're not alone in feeling lost in this linguistic maze! It's a wild ride in the world of Gen Z lingo ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿค” #LostInTranslation"



Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online