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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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I tried counting sheep so I can fall asleep but that got boring, so I started talking to the shepherd instead.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.