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"Adulting: looking the part on the outside, while inside you're just a hungry child with dinner dreams! 🍕🤣 #AdultingStruggles #ForeverHungry"

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46 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

65 shares on Threads this month:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

“It is what it is,” I say, as I almost vomit from anxiety.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

83 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

38 shares on Discord this month:

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

43 shares on Slack this month:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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Going bananas on Messenger:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Freshly posted on X:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Going viral on Reddit:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Live now on WeChat:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Trending via Twitch:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Just shared via Instagram:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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