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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

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Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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Spotify Wrapped? Next year, maybe you should try to be in the top .05% of listeners to your girlfriend.

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Being insane should at least burn calories.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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