Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.