Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder. Commentary:Trying to adult like a pro, but life keeps offering plot twists I didn't sign up for! 🤪🎢 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late. I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn. The prettier you are, the weirder it gets. People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself. (Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.