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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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Trying to adult like a pro, but life keeps offering plot twists I didn't sign up for! 🤪🎢

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged daily, daily routine, day, encouragement, every, got, humor, i, motivation, myself, routine, self-talk, tell, weirdness on Nov 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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