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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

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No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.