FaceTiming me is for platinum members only. Commentary:"Sorry, my FaceTime is booked solid with goldfish therapy sessions. π πΌπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro β itβs not personal. I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.” This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it. Only DM me if you like disappointment.
