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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

Trending via Twitch:

I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

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Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Just shared via Pinterest:

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The economy’s so tough, people out here eating grass — matcha.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Going viral on TikTok:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Going viral on Slack:

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

61 shares on Telegram this month:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

63 shares on Discord this month:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

18 shares on Facebook this month:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

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My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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Just shared via Slack:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Making waves on Instagram:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Spotted on TikTok:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Trending via Twitch:

That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Making waves on Discord:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Just shared via Threads:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Trending via TikTok:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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