First responders? You mean reply guys? Commentary:"First responders? More like 'reply guys,' always coming in hot with their unsolicited advice and opinions! 🚑💬 #FunnyButTrue" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity. Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even. Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece. Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide. I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.