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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

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I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.