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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.