Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?