Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.