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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

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Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.