For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.