Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it. Commentary:"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! πππ" Related Funny Quotes π€ Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry. It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door. I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget. If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna. Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.
