Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Now that's what I call a 'heavy' meal! πππ" Related funny posts π Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry. Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress? I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing. Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.