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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Going viral on Facebook:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Seen just now on Facebook:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

Spotted on Twitch:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

Shared recently on Threads:

By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

Going viral on Slack:

You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.

Live now on YouTube:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Reported on Discord:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Seen just now on Discord:

Everyone tells me “take care”, but no one tells me why.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Seen just now on X:

My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

Seen just now on Discord:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Spotted on YouTube:

Why would I date a nonchalant man? I like my men how I like my thong.

Reported on Twitch:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Breaking via Facebook:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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