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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

There’s no sadder tableau in all of humanity than the smoker’s terrarium at the airport.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Can we skip to the rich part?

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Making waves on Threads:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Spotted on X:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Breaking via Instagram:

Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Live now on Reddit:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Making waves on Telegram:

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Just shared via Slack:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Making waves on Threads:

Silence is my favourite form of communication in the morning.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

16 shares on Twitch this month:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

82 shares on X this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

84 shares on Telegram this month:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

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I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

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If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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