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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Trending via WeChat:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Just shared via Threads:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Adulting is realizing Monday is a better ‘off day’ than Friday.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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30 shares on YouTube this month.
We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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2 months ago

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75 shares on X this month:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

38 shares on Threads this month:

Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

87 shares on X this month:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

20 shares on YouTube this month:

How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

69 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

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I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Just shared via Reddit:

Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Later is the best time to do anything.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Going viral on WeChat:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

Just landed via Twitch:

I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Trending via YouTube:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Live now on X:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Trending via Reddit:

What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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