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I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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They should invent someone who holds me.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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