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Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

People who play golf don’t concern me nearly as much as the people who watch it.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

Tuesday is just another Monday, but reheated.

Trending via Snapchat:

Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

Just shared via YouTube:

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Just shared via Discord:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Just landed via Telegram:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Breaking via WeChat:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

94 shares on X this month:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

93 shares on Discord this month:

Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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220 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,489

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,489

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,242

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Pinterest:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Trending via Threads:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Trending via Messenger:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Live now on Discord:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Just landed via Instagram:

Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

Trending via TikTok:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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