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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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Men used to go to war, now they want to be the little spoon.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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