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Oh no, we donโ€™t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

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I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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Please donโ€™t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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Donโ€™t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesnโ€™t care about your feelings.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

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โ€œYour password is too weak.โ€ Just wait until you see my will to live.

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The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

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All pants are tear away pants if youโ€™re strong enough.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who donโ€™t.

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I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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HR is giving me a hard time because Iโ€™ve been starting all my work emails with โ€œDearly Belovedโ€.

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