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I’m sick of living through history!

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My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Spotted on Reddit:

Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Making waves on Reddit:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

Just landed via Instagram:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Making waves on Instagram:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

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Funny all nighter quotes

Funny all nighter quotes are the perfect remedy for those caffeine-fueled, sleep-deprived moments 🌙☕ Whether you’re cramming for exams, chasing deadlines, or just embracing the night owl life 🦉, these witty lines capture the struggle and laughs that come with burning the midnight oil 🔥✨ Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even power through another hour or two! 😴💪

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette.

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Just landed via WeChat:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Going viral on Instagram:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

Spotted on Telegram:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Making waves on Discord:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Spotted on Slack:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

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