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Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Finally, we’re living through precedented times.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

299 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,568

Funny Quotes Topics

17,624

Funny Quotes Images

15,568

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,262

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

Going viral on X:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Spotted on Threads:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

Spotted on X:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Making waves on Instagram:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Spotted on Pinterest:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Funny all nighter quotes

Funny all nighter quotes are the perfect remedy for those caffeine-fueled, sleep-deprived moments 🌙☕ Whether you’re cramming for exams, chasing deadlines, or just embracing the night owl life 🦉, these witty lines capture the struggle and laughs that come with burning the midnight oil 🔥✨ Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even power through another hour or two! 😴💪

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Messenger this month:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

They should make a biopic of just some random guy.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Back to the Future and chill?

13 shares on Slack this month:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

72 shares on Slack this month:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

87 shares on X this month:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

39 shares on Messenger this month:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Hot Jokes 💥

19 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Caught the bouquet at the funeral.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

299 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,568

Funny Quotes Topics

17,624

Funny Quotes Images

15,568

Updated

Jan 11, 2026

Users Online

3,434

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Breaking via X:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Making waves on X:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

Spotted on Telegram:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

Making waves on Messenger:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life.

Going viral on Threads:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Going viral on Slack:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Just shared via Snapchat:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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