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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

Spotted on Discord:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Seen just now on Reddit:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Just shared via Discord:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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3 months ago
Share →: Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of aging! All-nighters now come with this unique bathroom bonus 🚽😅 Who knew reaching middle age would bring such 'exciting' milestones? Stay hydrated, folks! 💦🌙 #Adulting"
5 months ago
Share →: This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Commentary:
Oh, how time flies! 👵🌙 Just like a superhero losing their powers, our ability to pull all-nighters vanishes into the abyss of adulthood. 💤🦸‍♂️ It's like our bodies hit the snooze button on staying up late! 😂 #AgingGracefully

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Take my advice, I’m not using it.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Reported on Facebook:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Shared recently on TikTok:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

Making waves on Reddit:

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Going viral on Facebook:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Trending via Reddit:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

Shared recently on Slack:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Seen just now on Slack:

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

Making waves on Telegram:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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