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Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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Trending via Twitch:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Of all the things to lose why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind.

Just shared via Instagram:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Trending via Snapchat:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Making waves on Telegram:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Live now on Facebook:

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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75 shares on Twitch this month:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

38 shares on Threads this month:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

39 shares on Slack this month:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

42 shares on Threads this month:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Unsolicited sandwich pics.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

Shared recently on Threads:

What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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