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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis.

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I’m old enough to remember when FIFA was about kicking balls, not sucking them.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, β€œWhoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

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When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

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My favorite color is sunshine.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

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