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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

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If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

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I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Live now on WeChat:

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

26 shares on Threads this month:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

70 shares on WeChat this month:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My bank account is also in retrograde.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Wake me when AI does housework.

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There are two classes of travel: first class and with children.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

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I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.

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