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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Live now on Twitch:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

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People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

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I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

Reported on Slack:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Making waves on Messenger:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Spotted on Reddit:

Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

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Not to brag, but my wife just described the dinner I made as “interesting.”

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