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Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

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Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Spotted on Messenger:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Spotted on Messenger:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Making waves on Discord:

Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Live now on Facebook:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Making waves on WeChat:

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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2 months ago

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When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

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4 months ago

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94 shares on Instagram this month:

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

99 shares on X this month:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

15 shares on Slack this month:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

45 shares on Telegram this month:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

16 shares on Messenger this month:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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Just shared via YouTube:

I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Just landed via Facebook:

Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Just shared via Instagram:

Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

Making waves on Threads:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Spotted on Slack:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Just shared via WeChat:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

Going viral on Discord:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

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New funny bangers quotes 👇

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

All funny bangers quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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