Funny bezos quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, saving the planet, one yoghurt lid at a time while Venice gets its own airport! 🌍✈️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

  Commentary:
  "Technically speaking, we're all closer to being millionaires than Jeff Bezos… unless you're Jeff Bezos. 💸😂 #DreamBig"

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