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Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

High school crushes were crazy because, why the hell was I running all over school just to catch a glimpse of him.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Shared recently on Discord:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Shared recently on WeChat:

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

Making waves on Threads:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Making waves on Telegram:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on X this month:

As funny as it sounds, the easiest way to get women is by having a girlfriend.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Girl, I’m bored. Let’s start drinking the daily recommended 10-15 cups of water.

16 shares on Discord this month:

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?

26 shares on Reddit this month:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

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Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.

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Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“This is a great weekend to clean out the garage,” according to my wife and other people who won’t be cleaning the garage.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

Breaking via YouTube:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Making waves on Reddit:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I woke up alive again.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.

Making waves on TikTok:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Spotted on Threads:

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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