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Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do anything.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

3 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,272

Funny Quotes Topics

17,389

Funny Quotes Images

15,272

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,270

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Going viral on Twitch:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Trending via Twitch:

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Freshly posted on Slack:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Just shared via YouTube:

They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

58 shares on X this month:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

77 shares on Discord this month:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

3 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,272

Funny Quotes Topics

17,389

Funny Quotes Images

15,272

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,585

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Breaking via Slack:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Seen just now on Twitch:

December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Just shared via Threads:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

Spotted on Reddit:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

Going viral on TikTok:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Trending via Threads:

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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