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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Live now on TikTok:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Share →: I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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5 months ago
Share →: It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Commentary:
🎶 "It's amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I'm going to another restaurant." 🎵 Who knew Justin Bieber had such teleportation powers? Looks like this person prefers a different kind of vibe! 🚀☕🎤

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Going viral on Discord:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Making waves on TikTok:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Going viral on TikTok:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

Just shared via WeChat:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Going viral on X:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Just shared via TikTok:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Making waves on WeChat:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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