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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Making waves on Telegram:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Just landed via TikTok:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Breaking via YouTube:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Just landed via Instagram:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Going viral on X:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Going viral on Slack:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Going viral on Facebook:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Breaking via TikTok:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Just shared via Instagram:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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