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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

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If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

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Drive like no one is watching.

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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

36 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

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The “-ification” essay pandemic.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

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Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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