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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.

Freshly posted on X:

The greatest trick ever was making people feel more connected, when they are actually more alone than ever.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Just landed via WeChat:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

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Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Just shared via Threads:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Going bananas on X:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Live now on LinkedIn:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Spotted on Slack:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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