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Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).

43 shares on X this month:

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

80 shares on X this month:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

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Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

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In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

Making waves on Slack:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

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If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed, then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry, stoned fathers instead of angry, drunk ones.

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