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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Just landed via TikTok:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Going viral on Slack:

Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Making waves on Discord:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Trending via Twitch:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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75 shares on YouTube this month:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

60 shares on Reddit this month:

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

25 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

98 shares on YouTube this month:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

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My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

Shared recently on Facebook:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Freshly posted on Slack:

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Just landed via Messenger:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Just say, “My future husband would never do that,” and move on.

Just landed via Threads:

“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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