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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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The goth urge to live in a haunted Victorian estate and be feared by the townspeople.

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Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.

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I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

With certain people, you get nauseous just hearing their name.

I am cassette tape years old.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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