Commentary:
"That graph sounds like it has more plot twists than a soap opera! 📉😅 #ExAndWhyMystery"
61 Funny breakup quotes
Sugar held my hand through every breakup.
Commentary:
"Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣"
No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.
Commentary:
"When your heart says 'ride or die,' but your brain says 'hide or cry' 😂💔👊"
Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.
Commentary:
"I knew your nunchuck skills weren't great, but this is a cutting blow! 🥋😂 #SwordUpgradeNeeded"
The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.
Commentary:
"True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"
Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp"
Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.
Commentary:
"That’s just Netflix betrayal! 😱🍿 #KeepThePasswordLove"
Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.
Commentary:
"Therapy? Pfft. She needs a whole parade for breaking up with me! 🎉 Who wouldn't want a standing ovation for escaping my shenanigans? 😂 #BreakupCelebration"
Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.
Commentary:
Sounds like they took the phrase "gotta catch 'em all" a bit too seriously! 😂🚫 Looks like their relationship was Super Effective against their Pokémon Go friendship! Gotta move on to find that shiny new partner in the tall grass of love! 🌿❤️
I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.
Commentary:
"Who needs a girlfriend when you can have an arch-nemesis instead? 😂💔 Watch out, we've got a superhero in the making!"