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If we could DM for breakup details, popcorn sales would skyrocket 🍿😂📩
61 Funny breakup quotes
I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.
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That's one way to break up with someone even before your first coffee date! ☕🔮😂
Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.
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Starting a game of Hangman with my contacts—he's got only two vowels left before he vanishes! 😂✌️🔡
Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.
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Sounds like the perfect recipe for a romantic comedy 🍿😂 Just make sure to add a lot of plot twists and maybe a "lost in translation" moment for good measure! 💌📉
Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.
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That’s one way to share your fairy tale ending, plot twist included! 📚😂💔
Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.
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Silent treatment: Level 100 achieved! 😂🤐💁♀️
Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.
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Guess I'll save my greatest love for karaoke night! 🎤😂
I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.
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Looks like the romance just got a "scorching" plot twist! Who needs therapy when you've got gasoline, right? 😅🔥👕
Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?
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Oh, the heartbreak of waiting for the 'Ring of Shame' to end—my phone just loves holding me hostage! 📞😂📵
My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”
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"Oops, looks like you're trying to connect to a forgotten network! 📵🚫 #NoSignalInThePast"