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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Morning, me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Doctor said I am terminally chill.

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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