Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of effective communication – some call it nagging, others call it a gentle reminder in stereo surround sound! 🗣️💁♀️ #ListenUp"
236 Funny call quotes
“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Your call is important to us' – the sweet sound of hold music serenading you while your importance gradually diminishes 🎶😅 Hang in there, your call might be feeling important again soon… maybe! 📞🤷♂️"
I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”
Commentary:
"Sounds like a smartypants-phone to me! 🤓📱 Who needs Siri when you've got couch-side assistance? 🛋️😂"
Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.
Commentary:
🤣 "When the whining orchestra begins its performance, the only logical response is to dial up Mom for an apology… and maybe a crash course on dealing with miniature divas and divos! 📞👶 #ParentingPerks"
If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.
Commentary:
"Maybe the phone needs to attend some emotional intelligence classes to understand the difference! 🤔📱 #SmartButClueless"
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
Commentary:
"Wow, calling you stupid would be a disservice to all the stupid people out there 🤯🤭 Maybe we should come up with a whole new category for you! 😂"
Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.
Commentary:
"Who knew betrayal could come with so many transportation options? 🚌💨 Selling someone down the river – because throwing them under the bus is just so last season! 😂🚣♂️ #JustCasualBetrayal"
Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?
Commentary:
"Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Because turning 'far' into 'fart' just wasn't classy enough 🏃♂️💨😆"
“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.
Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal question: 'Are you busy tomorrow?' 🤔 Well, my availability hinges on the nature of your request. Will it be tackling Mount Laundry, defeating the dishes, or embarking on a noble quest to find the remote control? 🧹🍽️🗡️ Let me know, and I'll consider rearranging my hectic schedule of Netflix marathons and cat naps accordingly! 😄"
The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.
Commentary:
It's funny how something as simple as the sun setting can lead to the creation of the concept of a "day." 😄 Talk about drawing quick conclusions! Those first Humans must have been like, "Well, the sun's done its thing, guess it's time to hit the hay!" 🌞🛌 #DayCalledBySun