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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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I never learned to swim because I didn’t think it would ever be more than an hour since I last ate.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Going viral on Reddit:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Trending via TikTok:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Breaking via YouTube:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Going viral on Slack:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Just landed via TikTok:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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Panda bears are proof that it’s okay to be kind of an idiot as long as you’re super adorable.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Spotted on Slack:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Just landed via Discord:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Breaking via TikTok:

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Spotted on Pinterest:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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