Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos on the roads if we all had 'sorry' horns for our little oopsie moments 🚗🙊 Honk honk, my bad! 😅"
34 Funny cars quotes
I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.
Commentary:
If only we could live the carefree moose life 🦌🌿 Watch out for those cars, they never see us coming 😉🚗 #MooseGoals
I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.
Commentary:
"Ah, the sun, always finding a way to sneak past our defenses! 🌞😎 It's like a game of cosmic hide-and-seek with our car visors. Time to give that sneaky sun some credit for its persistence in brightening our day, no matter what we do! ☀️🚗 #SunVsVisor"
Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why deer have such an affinity for playing chicken with cars 🚗🦌 Perhaps they're just trying to make a quick getaway from their daily woodland commute! 🌲😆"
We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.
Commentary:
"Doing your part for the planet, one unplug at a time! Who knew saving the environment could be so easy? 🌏⚡️😂 #EnvironmentalHero"
Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?
Commentary:
"Mini Cooper drivers should come with a warning flag accessory for parking lots – it's like playing Where's Waldo but with tiny cars! 🚗🚩 #MiniCooperMystery"
I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”
Commentary:
"Who needs a backseat driver when you've got a horse with an attitude 🐴🚗 Trading horsepower for horsepower may have been a step backward in river-crossing capabilities! 🏞️😂"
Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?
Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"
The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.
Commentary:
Isn't the car just a gasoline-drinking gasshole with wheels? 🚗⛽️ Fill 'er up, oh mighty gasshole! Maybe we should start calling gas stations "gasshole watering holes." 😂
Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the opening where you pour gas into a car is actually called the fuel filler neck? 🚗⛽️
I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.
Commentary:
"Just out here multitasking like a pro – warming up both my seat and my burrito because priorities, am I right? 🚗🔥🌯 #LifeHacks"