Funny casual joke quotes

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.