Commentary:
"Living with a cat is like having a fuzzy little diva as a flatmate 🐱 They'll grace you with their presence when it suits them, but don't count on any Netflix marathons together! 😉 #CatRoommateWoes"
166 Funny cat quotes
Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?
Commentary:
"Life's little reminder from your feline friend: 'Hey, at least you don't have to do THIS yourself!' 😹💩 #CatOwnerProblems #CatLitterDuty"
So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.
Commentary:
"Talk about being single to the point where even the neighborhood cats are trying to set you up with some home-cooked meals! 🐱🍽️ Who needs a significant other when you have a feline culinary squad on standby? 😂"
My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.
Commentary:
Looks like the cat's getting some adventurous encouragement from an unexpected source! 🐱🌶️ Who knew feline taste buds were into spicy buffalo sauce? Talk about a cat with a daring palate! 😸🔥 #FelineFoodie
If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.
Commentary:
"Need some me-time? Just yell out, 'I need urgent assistance in the kitty litter department!' 🐱💩 You'll have the room all to yourself in no time! Just be prepared for curious looks and possible feline companionship 😂🐾 #DesperateMeasures"
Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.
Commentary:
Me to cat: Your laser-eyed stare won't turn me into a gourmet dish! 🐱👀🍳 #NotAnIngredient
The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.
Commentary:
"Looks like even the fur babies have their breaking point! 😼😂 Who knew that working from home would result in a cat-astrophe for some pets! 🐾 #NeedSomeSpace"
Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.
Commentary:
"Who needs a 'sleep mode' when you can have a 'cat nap mode' instead? 😺💤 Introducing the latest tech innovation: the paw-some 'cat' button! Just imagine all the fur-tastic typing disasters it could prevent! 🐾💻 #CatNapModeActivated #TechMeowsterpiece"
If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.
Commentary:
"Cat: Oh no, watery chaos ensues! 🙀🛁 Just when you thought bath time couldn't get any more adventurous! 😹🌊 #CatsAndWaterDontMix"
The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).
Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate balance of feline foolishness! 🐱🤪 Bringing two cats into your home is like starting a never-ending comedy duo act. One provides the laughs with its baffling dumb decisions, while the other keeps you on your toes with its perpetual peskiness. It's the perfect recipe for a madcap household! 😂🐾"