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Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

Breaking via Reddit:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Making waves on Slack:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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