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Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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Spotted on X:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Just landed via Threads:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Going viral on X:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Making waves on Twitch:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I only squeak when I’m squoken to.

Just landed via Facebook:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Breaking via Discord:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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30 shares on YouTube this month:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

31 shares on X this month:

One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

36 shares on Threads this month:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

68 shares on WeChat this month:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

Spotted on Facebook:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Just shared via Messenger:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Just landed via Threads:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Just shared via TikTok:

A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Trending via Slack:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Going viral on Twitch:

You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.”

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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