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Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,286

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Just shared via WeChat:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Just landed via Discord:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Breaking via X:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Just shared via Messenger:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

Going viral on Twitch:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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82 shares on Discord this month:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

76 shares on X this month:

Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

23 shares on Discord this month:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Ugh, but profoundly.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,716

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Seen just now on X:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on Facebook every day.

Just landed via Discord:

Better to be a wolf that everyone hates, than a donkey that everyone rides.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Spotted on YouTube:

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

Going viral on YouTube:

I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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