Funny childproof quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

  Commentary:
  "Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still struggling with basic adulting skills? 🙈 Maybe they should start with making things 'adultproof' instead! 🤣 #AdultingWoes"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those sneaky little masterminds have cracked the code! 🧒🔓🏡 Who needs a key when you've got determination and bendy little fingers, right? 😄 Just remember, it's all fun and games until they discover your secret stash of chocolate! 🍫 #KidsWillBeKids

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